What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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