ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
The best revenge is premature balding
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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