You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
