I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Sober January is a disaster.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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