I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
im holly from the hills drunk
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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