Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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