I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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