I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We're like a lot better than the average bears
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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