Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i've created a new STD.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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