Whod you bang
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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