Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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