No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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