The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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