I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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