After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize
