well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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