Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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