i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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