you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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