these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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