spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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