im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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