I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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