Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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