Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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