so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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