And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
