So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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