there was a trapeze. enough said
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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