took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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