margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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