I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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