Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I came so hard my ears popped.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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