we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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