Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
