I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
BRING THE BAGELS
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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