talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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