My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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