im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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