Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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