have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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