YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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