Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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