Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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