We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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