Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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