Christians are straight up FREAKS
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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