I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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