apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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