Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Randomize