Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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