thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
4 words: hood of his car
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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