I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
