mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I have already put on my inside pants.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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